headspacedad:

damatris:

vieratheartist:

I love everything about this.

@headspacedad Is this true? Because I love the concept of bunnies practically flipping the bird

this is TRUE!

Rabbits rely on body language for the majority of their communication.  They also rely on manners in a way that would make the Heian Era aristocrats look uncultured.  And you don’t get manner dictates like that without ALSO knowing how to be passive-aggressive with them. 

Rabbit flops are super vulnerable for a bunny.  Their stomachs are exposed and they’re in a position that means if danger shows up they have to waste precious seconds getting up before they can sprint for safety.  A rabbit flop means both ‘I’m so happy I can’t contain it’ and ‘I feel so safe I am going to be vulnerable and really let go’.  Rabbit owners love seeing it.  It means that your bun really does feel that safe around you.  It’s a pretty high compliment from an animal that knows everyone’s out to kill them.

However -

it can also be used passive aggressively in the ‘you mean so little to me you’re not even worth acknowledging as existing’.  It’s right on the same level as walking into a room and greeting everyone but one person.  An enemy rabbit would be a threat.  This rabbit?  This rabbit isn’t even important enough to be a threat.  They’re a nobunny and so I will flop because there is nothing in the area worthy enough to bother being aware of.

To humans it can look very much the same but trust me, the bunnies know exactly which is which.

the-haiku-bot:

abalidoth:

adjoint-law:

fallow-grove:

transcyberism:

transcyberism:

Anyway reblog to make sure all the investors know that, according to u/spez AKA Steve Huffman, the CEO of the fucking company, Reddit is, and I quote, “not profitable.” Their IPO is supposedly planned for later this year. Have fun with that, Steve!

I tried to blaze this and Tumblr gave me an error code and refused to do it (after charging my CC) y'all better fuckin gimme an Organic All Natural Blaze lmao

edit: nvm it’s marked pending but still

wouldnt it be fun. wouldnt it be really cool. if the haiku bot

are you serious? Reddit’s unprofitable, and you want haikus?

There’s no need to fight. It’s just a way to spread word, using robot bait.

There’s no need to fight.

It’s just a way to spread word,

using robot bait.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

findingfeather:

armchair-factotum:

lesbenny:

lesbenny:

lesbenny:

Second order of creamed honey from Ioway Bee Farm finally arrived and while the almond creamed honey was a little underwhelming the blueberry one was almost *too* decadent. Like mortals were not made for something that tastes this good. This honey could corrupt a man from the first spoonful. It helps me to avoid eating half the jar in one go, though.

I’m trying to be but getting testosterone without a family doctor is borderline impossible.

Why are you people talking about my post like stock market speculators.

It’s a bear market

73K so far - well done lads [gender neutral].

paulgadzikowski:

earhartsease:

riflebrass:

theminingengineer:

kitana-coldfire:

the-jedi-council:

hamelin-born:

houseofmcallister:

Girl help I’ve fallen victim to one of the classic blunders

You’ve started a land war in Asia?

You went up against a Sicilian when death was on the line?

You tried to invade Russia in the winter?

You consumed your entire platoons supply of Pervitin?

You believed it was butter?

you put baby in the corner?

You kick Miette like the football?

ctoons:

ctoons:

drtanner-sfw:

ctoons:

Tintin remembers what comes after 15.

FUCKING HELL IT’S BACK FROM LAST YEAR

This literally gets reblogged every 15th of the month. It’s almost two years old. It’s beautiful.

listen up ya’ll this post is 6 years old now and you’re still reblogging it. every month. once a month, my notifications blow up for this one video, but only until the 16th. then the notes on this vid completely stop. it’s so eerily spot on and impressive how you just all collectively know what to do. if I’m not online, people irl still remind me that it’s the 15th. thank you for six surreal years of me wondering if I completely fucking lost it. here’s to the 15th

lunanitic-moon:

techno-syndicate:

jame7t:

funniest thing about the “reddit migration” is that I haven’t seen a single post shitting on anyone coming from Reddit. when twitter started bleeding users everyone was firing rent-lowering posts but with redditors skittering about we’ve left the doors open and put out food bowls

Tags were too good to ignore.

the-haiku-bot:

artechouse:

darkwingduck:

The /gardening subreddit is actually full of hippie anti-plastic anti-lawn freaks (affectionate) and I find it enjoyable and I saw a nine-word horror story I thought tumblr would enjoy

The emotion in this photo

IF YOU NEED TO GET RID OF MINT, USE OTHER PLANTS IN THE MINT FAMILY!!!

Related plants like lavender, sage, and thyme are immune to mint’s phytotoxins and will crowd out the mint. Rosemary is my favorite mint-killer since it grows fast and wide (regular pruning helps it cover more area).

These plants are perennials, but they are likely to die after a season since mint can harbor root rot that will affect other Lamiaceae but not mint (or plants outside the family). Leave the plant waste to provide soil cover, the mint rhizomes may still be dormant (but will die out soon). The spring after your mint-killers die, you should get some colonizing vegetation. Once those plants fully take root, you’re good to plant whatever your heart desires in the soil!

IF YOU NEED TO GET

RID OF MINT, USE OTHER PLANTS

IN THE MINT FAMILY!!!

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

shortgremlinman:

beowulf22121:

anon-e-has-a-tmblr:

sub-at-omicsteminist:

Astronomy I-

Archaeology: it is mandatory, it is ritualic.

Fun fact about archeology!

if it’s a rock and you lick it, your tongue got a little dirty.

If it’s a bone, it sticks to your tongue.

Bones remember being inside a body where they could be wet all the time, and they want to return to that state.

Cheers science side of Tumblr. Never say that again though

uniquecrash5:

captain-price-officially:

Ah yes, the ol “B-17 survivorship bias” lesson

Okay but this is a hilarious explanation

theskabouncer:

bearotonin-international:

cornmuffin:

everythingfox:

“This bear dug a sitting pit to watch her favorite duckies”

(via)

Ooh boy do we have a lot to say on this

Bears just be chilling appreciating the wonders of nature